What is the definition of Rebates Weapon?

A 'ebates weapon' is like a super-weapon, but instead of firing bullets or energy beams, it fires back credits and discounts, like a bad pun. Imagine this: "When the rebates weapon saw its first shot, it didn't just blast through the walls; it gave me a 10% discount on my next gym membership, which was just a 'ebates' deal." Now, that's a punchline you won't forget! But don't tell anyone I told you to avoid using it in the future - it's like using a credit card for a pirate's treasure hunt!